REVIEW | 44 Chapters About 4 Men by BB Easton

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Title: 44 Chapters About 4 Men
Author: BB Easton
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Erotica
Release Date: February 2nd 2016

School psychologists aren’t supposed to write books about sex. Doing so would be considered “unethical” and “a fireable offense.” Lucky for you, ethics was never my strong suit.

After spending years trying to spice up my sex life, I gave up and took to my journal. Perhaps my gorgeous, cold, number crunching husband simply wasn’t capable of the kind of passion I’d come to expect. After all, my ex-boyfriends—a skinhead turned US Marine turned motorcycle club outlaw, a baby-faced punk rocker out on parole, and a heavy-metal bass player—were every bit as tattooed and testosterone-fueled as the leading men in my favorite romance novels. If I couldn’t have that kind of passion again in real life, I could at least write about it. Right? Nobody had to know. It would be my little secret.

Well, guess what? My husband read that shit.

And guess what else? He upped his fucking game.

Drunk with power and under the dubious advisement of my best friend and colleague, I began testing the limits—crafting journal entries specifically designed to manipulate Ken’s behavior. For the most part, he responded beautifully…except when he didn’t.

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MY REVIEW
5 STARS!!!

Even before receiving the ARC, I knew that this book will be something amazing. it turned out be pretty fucking amazing. So this review goes to my girl BB, my spirit animal

First I have to start by saying that I loved this book so freaking. From the beginning til the fucking end. It doesn’t deserve only 5 stars, it deserves million stars. This book is utterly amazing. Me and BB are totally different persons. But while reading this I wanted to be like her, confident, free in my own body. While reading I felt that freedom, confidence, I felt like I could do anything after reading 44 Chapters About 4 Men. I admire BB very much, because no woman would ever have the guts to do what she did. She published a memoir about her journey, but don’t fool yourself and think that this is like all other memoirs you have read, this one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT. DIFFERENT AMAZING. BB gave another meaning to memoirs.

This book is unlike anything I have read before. This book goes on top of my list, like the BEST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ. The most hysterical book I have ever read, BB is one the smartest woman I have ever met. She single-handedly fooled her husband into becoming more a husboner then a husbot {description below}. She wrote about all the sexy wild ex-boyfriends and left it for her husband to read it in the SUPER PRIVATE JOURNAL THAT KEN IS NEVER, NEVER ALLOWED TO READ EVER, reversel theory, you get it right. And it worked pretty well for her.

I not only fall in love with every single male character in the book, I also fall in love with BB! She is a strong and amazing person, who you wish was your bestfriend while you were in high school. I gave a lot of thought on what I should write, I wanted to make this a long review, telling how much I loved this book and how much it inspired me, but really when I think about this book a few words stand out. AMAZING, BRILLIANT AND PASSIONATE. 

I really loved it, what an amazing journey,  a real masterpiece and I am proud and honoured that I had a chance to be a part of this journey with BB. I wished you BB all the best and I hope you continue to write, because this book has launched you in a best possible way. You will be a HUGE writer by the end of 2016.

As for your husband, the only thing I can tell him, is that he really needs to start learning his Christian Grey lines, because he has a devil on his hands, and he needs to learn to tame it. ❤
#TeamKEN & #TeamBB

– TERMS {glossary} YOU PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET  ACQUAINTED WITH

HUSBONER (noun)—a married man who should be sick and tired of his wife’s stretched out, floppy old vagina but instead behaves like an insatiable sex machine who just snorted an eight ball of coke.

HUSBOT (noun)—a married man who behaves more like a robot than a human being. This cyborg is typically obedient, task-oriented, introverted, rigid in his adherence to rules and routines, sexually inhibited and averse to fun.

BADASSERY (noun)—the behavior of the one who is a badass – intimidating, rebellious, defiant.

EMORECTION (noun)—a penis that has become erect due to an emotional rather than a physical or visual stimulus.

FANFUCKINGTASTIC (adj.)—the way the words fucking fantastic sound when uttered by someone who’s had an over-poured glass of pinot grigio.

STALKERY (adj.)—of or pertaining to someone who regularly harasses, follows, monitors, and attempts to contact another person—especially a former lover or celebrity—in an aggressive, threatening manner.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR 

14787783I believe that in order to tell you who I am, I must first tell you who I want to be.

And what I really want to be is the steaming, twitching pile of flesh and teeth that would result if science ever made it genetically possible for Jenny Lawson and Kelly Ripa to have a baby—with a generous sprinkling of Megan Fox on top.

That’s the dream, at least.

The reality is that I’m a school psychologist (or I was before they fired me for gross moral turpitude. If you’re reading this, it has probably already happened.), and I live in the soul-stifling southeastern suburbs with my husband and our two darling little cherubs (or I did before he divorced me and/or had me committed).

Though my punk-rock days might be behind me, I still dye my hair pink on the first day of summer break every year and pray that it washes out by August. It doesn’t completely scratch my rebellious itch, but those judgmental stares in the grocery store do feel pretty damn good.

I also want to be the type of person who stays up until two a.m., writing smutty romance novels, but instead, I stay up until three a.m., writing about my own deviant sexual history because I have no imagination.

After one tiny REM cycle, I’m bitch-slapped back into consciousness by the sound of my alarm and rush off to work with my hair still wet and a travel mug emblazoned with some inspirational quote about the universe still on the roof of my car, my lunch still tucked away in the refrigerator where my long-suffering husband placed it the night before, and the belt of my coat vigorously slapping the pavement as I speed away. I’m what doctors like to call chronically sleep-deprived—or as Ken pronounces it, “depraved.”

To be honest, I don’t even remember writing this book.

No, seriously.

If that sounds like the kind of person you want to go around being friends with, then by all means, feel free to drop me a line. Just don’t be surprised if you get a reply at two a.m. with an inexplicable Shia LaBeouf meme and then another message at 7:05 a.m. that was meant for my husband, asking if he would please put my lunch bag in the mailbox so that I could swing back by and grab it without having to get out of my car.

You can find me…

Email: authorbbeaston@gmail.com
Website: http://www.authorbbeaston.com
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